as part of our Patreon pledges, large donors get to have their OCs placed somewhere in the video as an Easter Egg. We didn’t specify that they’d be accurate size.
I just realized Sunset Shimmer’s bullshit redemption near the end was pretty much her going "I’M SORyr WAHT I DID WAS WROgN„, I FCUKED UP IM TRASH" except everybody actually forgave her and now I can’t stop laughing
In my version of Friendship is Magic, Twilight Sparkle learns not to be a horrible nerd (and become a nice princess nerd)
bitter asshole nerd Twilight is so important to me
GOD THIS PIECE OF CRAP CHARACTER
OKAY LEMME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT “FLIGHT TO CLOUD CASTLE”
THIS WHOLE EPISODE WAS ABOUT THIS LOSER LINK-RIPOFF NAMED “GARTH” TRYING TO RESCUE THIS PRINCESS “ARIEL”, AND HE’S TOTALLY PATHETIC BUT THE PONIES HELP HIM ANYWAY CUZ THEY’RE COOL LIKE THAT. (4 FOR YOU, PONIES)
WE ARE INTRODUCED TO HIM AS WE FIND HIM HARASSING A BIRD FOR HIS OWN SELFISH GAINS, AND THEN BEFORE THE PONIES CAN EVEN SAY ‘HI’ TO HIM HE TRIES TO GRAB HEARTTHROB AND FORCE HER TO GIVE HIM A RIDE AND HE CONSISTENTLY ACTS LIKE A SELFISH LITTLE JERK TOWARDS THE PONIES (SUCH AS BY LETTING A BRANCH HIT THEIR FACES WHEN HE WALKS AHEAD OF THEM, ALSO THE ENTIRE EPISODE IS CITEABLE BASICALLY)
THE WHOLE REASON HE NEEDS TO ‘RESCUE HIS TRUE LOVE’ IS TO PROVE THAT HE’S WORTHY FOR HER - EXCEPT THE PONIES BASICALLY DO ALL THE HARD WORK FOR THIS WORTHLESS SCHMUCK
LOOK AT THIS SMUG DOUCHE HE’S LIKE A ‘NICE GUY’ PERSONIFIED
AFTER HE SINGS AN ENTIRE SONG ABOUT ALL THE STUFF HE WOULD DO ‘FOR HIS TRUE LOVE,’ HE GIVES UP AT THE FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE ABOUT A MINUTE LATER AND BLAMES IT ON THE PONIES.
SO THE PONIES BASICALLY CARRY HIM THROUGH EVERY CHALLENGE AND TRIAL, AND THEN HE WAKES THE SLEEPING CHICK WITH A KISS - AND WHEN SHE STATES THAT SHE’S ‘NOT READY TO FALL IN LOVE’, HE LITERALLY SAYS, “I WOKE YOU FROM THE SPELL, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MINE NOW”
LOOK AT THIS SEXIST PIECE OF SHIT CRYING ABOUT THE FRIENDZONE WHEN HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A FOOT WITH A SHIT PERSONALITY AND VICTIM COMPLEX AND SHE LOOKS LIKE PRINCESS ZELDA
AND THEN WHEN THE CASTLE STARTS FALLING (DOOMING EVERYONE TO THEIR DEATH), HE STATES “WHY SHOULD I BOTHER [HELPING US NOT DIE]? I DON’T CARE ANYMORE” BECAUSE HEAVEN FORBID HE BE FRIENDZONED BY A CHICK HE JUST MET
THE PONIES PHYSICALLY HAVE TO FORCE HIM TO SAVE EVERYONE’S LIVES. AND THEN HE CONTINUES TO CALL ARIEL “MY BELOVED” EVEN THOUGH SHE’S MADE IT CLEAR SHE HAS NO INTEREST IN HIM.
AND THEN THE PONIES PRESSURE ARIEL INTO LIKING HIM BECAUSE THEY CRY THAT IT’S “NOT FAIR,” PONIES WHY ARE YOU BUYING INTO HIS SEXIST BULLCRAP????
SO ARIEL FINISHES BY SAYING “WELL, THERE’S ALWAYS THAT POSSIBILITY… [THAT I WILL LOVE HIM]” AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT TRUE LOVE INVOLVES BEING A COWARDLY LITTLE SHIT WHO MAKES EVERYONE ELSE DO THE HARD WORK FOR YOU, BULLYING THE WOMAN YOU “LOVE” INTO LOVING YOU, AND THREATENING DEATH ON PEOPLE IF YOU DON’T GET YOUR WAY. A+ MORAL MY LITTLE PONY.
WORST ENDING TO WORST EPISODE, AND YOU STILL LOOK LIKE A FOOT YOU OBNOXIOUS LITTLE TURD
W … WAIT WHAT’S HAPPENING IN THE CORNER THERE
GOOD FOR YOU, HOMOSEXUAL SUITORS, AT LEAST SOMEONE GETS A HAPPY ENDING THEY ACTUALLY DESERVE
Ah yes, my favorite small horse, Fall Driver
mum gave me this super cute notebook she’d bought while out shopping :) that was so sweet of her to think of me. The paper is lined though, boooh, so I can’t use it as a sketchbook
I watched a “Bronies react” video for the G3 movie “Positively Pink” and the dude said “G3 Pinkie Pie is dense and shallow. Her character has no depth. They just play off the fact that she’s a stupid girl obsessed with pink and she’s nothing like G4 Pinkie Pie, who isn’t as dumb and girly, and actually is entertaining. G3 Pinkie Pie is unrealistically obsessed with the color pink and all of her friends are able to make the entire town pink in just one day. It’s all unrealistic. “
SHE’S ALSO A TALKING PINK HORSE YOU FUCKFACE
whining about G3 being “girly” and praising G4 for having “depth”
I can’t tell if ponies’ cutie marks mirror on each side of them or if they stay the same?? on the toys they stay the same but I think in the show they mirror?? idk
I really like the episode of the original My Little Pony where there’s these goofy little flower creatures on the run from giant ogre-faced crabs and of course some dumb small horses are all “oh no the mean ugly bugs bullying the poor pretty flowers”
By the end of it the same pony who was the biggest asshole admits the giant crabs are “beautiful” and gives one a kiss and it’s all just a really sweet story for kids, especially since, while the flower things become a lot nastier, the crabs never change.
A lot of similar “don’t judge a book by its cover” cartoon plots will reveal at the last minute that the “ugly” monster was actually something cuter and that kind of ruins the whole acceptance message.
I love this episode!
I’m taking a MLP personality quiz that I found while checking the Twilight tag and I’ve never taken one before
This was an unexpected result
oh my gosh im so sorry i really am