more examples of my girlfriend being the cutest entity either living or dead

the skype chat has devolved into us discussing what kind of dicks we think all the mario characters have. I got to hear morgan say she imagines wario has a “really small disgusting dick”

swirlix:

i havent been able to draw in forever so now i am celebrating freedom with furries

swirlix:

i havent been able to draw in forever so now i am celebrating freedom with furries

introducing hawaii's favorite gaylien duo
gf saw this burger cake in the supermarket and got upset because my birthday is the one coming soon, not hers, so she can’t have it as a birthday cake. She threw a tantrum and started trying to convince me to have this as my birthday cake

gf saw this burger cake in the supermarket and got upset because my birthday is the one coming soon, not hers, so she can’t have it as a birthday cake. She threw a tantrum and started trying to convince me to have this as my birthday cake

my girlfriend saw the photos I just uploaded of her and told me in a tearful-sounding voice over skype “laura… I miss that burger”

blacksquares said: she burgin

these 2 words describe rhi literally every moment waking or sleeping

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

my girlfriend is unbearably cute

I was lusting after these shoes in a store, I took a photo to be able to remember things I like about the design. I wish I could walk in heels because these are beyond cute

I was lusting after these shoes in a store, I took a photo to be able to remember things I like about the design. I wish I could walk in heels because these are beyond cute

verylittlebird:

*tears out a page from a notepad labelled Prop Comedy Ideas and throws it towards a bin overflowing with paper*

verylittlebird:

*tears out a page from a notepad labelled Prop Comedy Ideas and throws it towards a bin overflowing with paper*

me me tell me what robot I am :3

oldroots:

Gespenst Mk-II Test Type

probably the coolest standard mass produced mecha (next to the upgraded Mk-IIs). it can only really be effectively piloted by psychic pilots, as some of its attacks require telekinesis to be used in controlling them. its best weapon available that is built into its system is the ‘T-Link Ripper’, which is two rapidly spinning razor bladed discs controlled by psychic energy.

it also looks like a white rabbit so yknow lmao

rotodisk:

I need her like forever okay.

rotodisk:

I need her like forever okay.