lots of tvtropes articles are depressing like the extensively detailed ones about hentais n’ shit but I still contend that the funniest tvtropes article is the one for homoerotic subtext in my little pony.

I mean even ignoring the fact that it starts off with an incredibly tiresome and misogynistic comment about how “MLP is a show about 5 lesbian ponies, a pimp named Spike and a pink serial killer”, it lists examples of homoerotic subtext such as shit like characters standing next to each other in pairs, “looking towards each other and smiling”, believing in someone’s abilities, offering to do chores for someone (listed as “proposes herself as a housewife”), “two stallions standing close and drinking cider together, one of whom has a rainbow for a cutie mark" and of course referring to a horse wearing a bridle as "adding to the domination play”. It’s like the article was written by aliens who learnt about humans entirely through the medium of insecure male posturing and think that two people the same gender even breathing the same air as each other comfortably makes them full on homo. and also think horses wearing bridles is sexual. it’s incredible

I saw so much “local flavour” while I was out shopping today haha. first I saw a new games workshop has opened in town, which I think is unusual! I wonder if it’ll stick around long. Then, in asda, they were doing face painting cause lego movie is out :3 and a little girl had unikitty and rainbows on her face!! I kind of wanted to ask for the same!! That would be embarrassing though… Then as I was leaving asda, I saw three grubby-looking old men stealing clothes from the clothes donation bins in the car park! I think they were stealing stuff to sell later because they were just pulling out as much as possible into a pile on the floor. I wanted to tell them off! But I was already in the car driving away. >:T Then driving home some arsehole swerved out past us and nearly caused an accident! I saw two guys in the van he almost hit making rude gestures. What a lively hour.

bogleech:

Is there a tumblr out there specifically for sharing the fucked-up “stamp collections” of Deviantart users cause there should be
Look at this amazing cross section of one person’s madness and all-encompassing bitterness. Smarmy atheism? Check. White nationalist? Check. MRA? Check. “Straight and proud?” Of course. We’ve got the bad-ass goth self image, alcoholism juxtaposed with non-smoker pride, pro-abortion out of a hatred for babies rather than respect for reproductive freedom, anti-pony sentiments…there really is something here to piss off everyone imaginable.
And then finally, like some baffling cherry of misery atop this steamy hatecake, we end on how much he loathes all dogs and everyone who likes dogs.
He loves kitties, though.
His gallery has no deviations
Yet he has unknowingly created art

bogleech:

Is there a tumblr out there specifically for sharing the fucked-up “stamp collections” of Deviantart users cause there should be

Look at this amazing cross section of one person’s madness and all-encompassing bitterness. Smarmy atheism? Check. White nationalist? Check. MRA? Check. “Straight and proud?” Of course. We’ve got the bad-ass goth self image, alcoholism juxtaposed with non-smoker pride, pro-abortion out of a hatred for babies rather than respect for reproductive freedom, anti-pony sentiments…there really is something here to piss off everyone imaginable.

And then finally, like some baffling cherry of misery atop this steamy hatecake, we end on how much he loathes all dogs and everyone who likes dogs.

He loves kitties, though.

His gallery has no deviations

Yet he has unknowingly created art

earthdad:

this is my future

Mii Pyro is pretty moe…

in the movie universe my stand is Watership Down

I actually own a dvd of all the episodes of Father of the Pride and someday I’m gonna stream some because it’s SHIT and AWKWARD but it’s also INCREDIBLY FURRY

the Spice World stand only has 1 ability and it’s to make buses explode

ikks is telling me about the jojos novel that takes place in a reset universe where stands are named after movies instead of songs and my immediate question was “is there a stand called Spice World”

necessary-sass:

The greatest scene in television history.

casualcissexism:

phantomthelabrat:

princestyle
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They’re selling homestuck shirts at hot topic, brace yourselves a storm is coming kiddos.

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There’s your proof, that was on my IG dash.

Actually, this is official! This was the shirt that Hot Topic picked to put in their stores after the WeLoveFine contest! No need to be mad!

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…Except they fucking whitewashed the artists work and you should be even more mad…

LMAO NICE PARTNERSHIP IDEA WHATPUMPKIN, WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR WHITE KIDS!!!!!!

Ikks is cold

Ikks is cold