more examples of my girlfriend being the cutest entity either living or dead
the skype chat has devolved into us discussing what kind of dicks we think all the mario characters have. I got to hear morgan say she imagines wario has a “really small disgusting dick”
i havent been able to draw in forever so now i am celebrating freedom with furries
introducing hawaii's favorite gaylien duo
gf saw this burger cake in the supermarket and got upset because my birthday is the one coming soon, not hers, so she can’t have it as a birthday cake. She threw a tantrum and started trying to convince me to have this as my birthday cake
my girlfriend saw the photos I just uploaded of her and told me in a tearful-sounding voice over skype “laura… I miss that burger”
blacksquares said: she burgin
these 2 words describe rhi literally every moment waking or sleeping
I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.
I was lusting after these shoes in a store, I took a photo to be able to remember things I like about the design. I wish I could walk in heels because these are beyond cute
*tears out a page from a notepad labelled Prop Comedy Ideas and throws it towards a bin overflowing with paper*
Gespenst Mk-II Test Type
probably the coolest standard mass produced mecha (next to the upgraded Mk-IIs). it can only really be effectively piloted by psychic pilots, as some of its attacks require telekinesis to be used in controlling them. its best weapon available that is built into its system is the ‘T-Link Ripper’, which is two rapidly spinning razor bladed discs controlled by psychic energy.
it also looks like a white rabbit so yknow lmao
I need her like forever okay.