to be fair snake isn’t any better

hey snake remember that time you hatched an owl to make it hoot so some trained soldiers would hear it and go “welp it must be night time” and then you could sneak by

remember that snake

it doesn’t matter how grizzled and serious they try to make Big Boss I’m never going to forget that he bumblefucked around in a jungle eating literally anything that moved and throwing live spiders at armed soldiers

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eats An Entire Jungle

pillfox:

It’s ol grandpappy fursuit

concernedpony:

Bone titty?

concernedpony:

Bone titty?

badsonicfanart:

Perfect.

badsonicfanart:

Perfect.

serahfemme:

herbivorexvx:

thesubversivesound:

Scrounging termite. Kill it with fire.

Meanwhile David Cameron has announced plans to scrap Job Seekers Allowance and Housing Benefit for 18-21 year olds. I wish this was a sick joke, but it’s not.

It’s amazing that their response is “this would be bad press PR” and not “this is really fucked up,” which shows that they would probably do it if they thought no one would notice.

nnekko:

Draculaura.

nnekko:

Draculaura.

or as I prefer to call it, Twilight Sparkle’s problem.

girlkisser2k14:

jacquerel:

someone on the WoW beta manage to trigger a bug which filled his base with an infinite number of respawning skeletons, which followed him to the graveyard when he died and won’t go away even after he’s been killed repeatedly, abandoned the quest which summoned them, and logged out and back in again, so he’s trapped as a corpse until it is fixed

excellent.

world of warcraft finally replaced with superior game “infinite skeleton hell”

lostvox:

reblog if ur a dragon who is having a little bit of a hard time typing with your giant talons

uglyfun:

My truly actual final children’s book, tentatively named “The Ugly Bugling.” Lots of work, lots of time, lots of love. (Also: blood, sweat, tears.)